AWESOME! My latest one was a reaper on my shin and I ended up seeing an old friend a few days later and he was like “hey when’d you join the sons of anarchy”

Sounds like he had dumping syndrome. (I’m not making that up.)

All tattoos are cheesy.

She is a really good singer and acts sometimes, BUT yes this is typical for most famous women: Every interview is about their body image, baby, wedding, style, etc.

She sings. Notably, she sang the pop version of “Let It Go” on the Frozen soundtrack. Forgive me, I work with kids.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Hell yeah she did.

So glad that isn’t the other baby pic.

Fuck the NRA #Icantbewittytoday

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.

Which face has more regret?

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

My coffee shop of choice, Dutch Bros., is filling 9 out of 10 stamps on stamp cards, bringing customers close, but not quite all the way, to a free coffee for their next visit. Pretty sure all their locations are west coast US, so they’re certainly not as big as Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’ Donuts, but people who know this…

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

I can’t be the only one who, when someone mentions the 90s, thinks it was only ten years ago. And then I redo the math and am like

The weird thing is that it’s the second of two movies where Ben Affleck uses the power of his penis to turn a lesbian on to men.

Kaley Cuoco is a better actor than I gave her credit for. I was watching an interview with her just a few days ago and I did not guess that she was about to split from her husband.

wake up sheeple!!!

It's like she absorbed the 90s in utero.