WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES ‘99!

Not just women. Just FYI.

Six minutes? Who can possibly get it up three times in a row?

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

Kroll is a billionaire?

You can buy what he has in his pants online, even in different colors, without the drinking and cheating.

I’d like to think that if I were loaded I’d fill my friends’ homes with balloons and buy them random shit and go on awesome vacations with them. Then I remember that I never even answered a friend’s text from like three days ago so, no, I would probably suck just as much. People would just resent me more.

I “belly laughed” at this. You are a great source of joy and laughter.

Not even joking but on my 18th birthday gift was a nose job, which I turned down. As much as I’d like to ridicule Kylie Jenner, growing up in a vapid and superficial family haunted me for years until I got therapy.

Let me know where all you drunksters will be throwing those stones. Just in case.

And if Jessica Simpson was drunk, who the fuck cares? Let he or she who has never been day drunk cast the first stone.

Remember when people would argue that these were her natural lips with just a lot of lip liner and everyone saying she got surgery was a hater, here in the comment section of this very website?

I met her about 2 months ago at an event she did in San Francisco, and actually got to speak with her. She is absolutely stunning in person, even with all of that make up. She does not look like she is wearing a ton, even though she is. I was expecting to see it caked on and determine “she’s not that pretty in person”…

“Back to Black” is the Amy Winehouse song -“Back to Back” is the Drake song!

Jezebel: Putting the UGH in Doughnuts Since 2007

Ariana,

stassa u fancy with your UGHs in your donuts.