The law is the law, what you think is irrelevant. If you want to take money away from your stepkid, you’re an asshole and your stepkid knows it.

Sorry,

It's usually kind of awkward, but if my Commander in Chief insists, I'm game!

Ariana’s not a hippie, she’s a bourgeois bohemian. Portland and WF are ideal for this sort.

My ex liked to show me he was in the mood by randomly whipping out his junk and standing somewhere in my vicinity until I stopped whatever I was doing and noticed his jiggly parts hanging out of his pants.
He wasn’t much for subtlety.

But...

Obviously it’s insane, but he has come out against for-profit prisons, which is closer to a coherent policy than Trump has managed to come out with so far. #Kanye2020

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

Sure, why not. The White House has basically become the Iron Throne at this point. Anyone with money to burn and a huge enough ego should give it a shot. And hell, they’ll only be slightly less bloodshed and sibling fucking than on the show.

Do you think Kris Jenner just has an IV secretly attached to Kanye’s veins and slowly drains his lifeblood into a golden goblet that she drinks every night while she schemes on how to sell Kylie (deeper) into sexual slavery?

#droughtshaming

Well before she went to rehab wasn't she REALLY mean? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else but didn't she punch one of her own back up dancers during a cross country flight & had to be restrained? She was supposedly really cruel about people's weight as well. Like it was something she really harped on people for. Maybe…

Still trying to figure out how Tyga has this much money... I only know one song by him, and it’s from 3 years ago... And he doesn’t appear to endorse a bunch of products...?

I’m a recovered bulimic and I love a good ED joke. And I don’t give a single solitary fuck about my coworkers’ #cleaneating.

I’m only commenting to say, “mmmm. Jeff Goldblum.”

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

I’m sure I’ve at least won a bronze medal in the Stupid Shit I’ve Said Olympics. Possibly silver.

Iggy Azalea

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