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No, “reportedly beaten and robbed”.

What if she was diabetic and off her meds, would that be okay to talk about? Maybe we need to quit thinking about mental illness as a dirty little secret that needs to be hidden?

Irregardless its not unpossible that this reply will make you feel better. Like, alot better. Litreally alot better.

Ignore the haters

Seriously. SO SORRY your vacation is ruined by your unborn baby that you supposedly wanted.

This is the story of pregnancy in an afternoon.

The woman who CLAIMS she birthed me (still hoping a poor princess got herself in trouble & left me on the doorstep & will be back for me any day now) is ATTENDING A TAPING OF HIS SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. I did not accept her invitation to come along. She insists he's SOOOOO wonderful to women. Meanwhile on family feud he

but hey, at least he’s still skinny!

Measurements were taken at last Thursdays coven. Sorry you missed it.

[Taylor] knows Miley and Katy hang out and she knows Katy still talks so much trash about her, she knows she tries to turn people against her.”

nope hipster nonsense.

i always enjoy knowing who will be the first to go in the class war

Wait, I thought recreational marijuana is legal in Oregon?

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the

Oh no, I covered it when I said it was “weird.”

New BlackBag article: The View only exists to create blog posts.

reading the words “the gift” in italics over and over again makes me feel like you’re talking about your penis and it’s making it really hard to concentrate on the subject at hand.

Maybe they didnt notice. Still, firing for a mistake is not a solution, unless its repeated. Sorry to disappoint you.

Warning: long and somewhat babbly, but this is just something I’ve been thinking about.