Love Olive loaf, f head cheese.

I didnt know this until i was 30

Ha- didnt know this one

Swim dress, Cait. Get a swim dress.

I knew it was forbidden but we all did what we felt was right. Also, it was in an area with a high homeless population, so maybe we wouldn't put that clear bag in the can, but on top. And those breakfast sandwiches freeze really well.

But that is not the worst of the problem. Working at Starbucks and throwing away all the breakfast sandwiches and cold case food every other day made me sick to my stomach. We gave away as much as we could, but some nights it was BAD. Imagine how many locations, and that every foodservice place does that shit.…

OH jeez, that is a very thin link. Her husband died years ago, she has dated extensively since, and colon cancer does not equal anal sex. I doubt any reference of an ass sets her off.

I think those were two different people. The one who was throwing the money, and the Lil Magic saying it was ridiculous. (HOT Lil Magic. Damn.) But I don’t feel like re-watching, so truce.

I got married in a wool hooded coat (red) and jeans. I kinda want to wear one white lace dress now, but...red is better. Do it.

Sad for him, being so small minded.

She can’t eat because of her job, and she literally couldn’t help herself. Right? That has to be the answer.

I almost told him on Twitter, but I decided a 30+ married mom should probably cool it.

But I got it bad for the guy who said that now, though. Lil Magic, you’re handsome. Damn.

Same. Give me sequins or give me death...unless Paris Hilton and Jon Gosselin are wearing them.

“Its just the fact that I can throw money on a PERSON...she might get a paper cut.” Cool story, bro. Also- if three dancers are dancing while someone is making it rain, who sweeps that up and divides it? The girls? If the club is full, it seems terrible to have to crawl around for dollars in a crowd of people.

Then you haven’t heard Usher’s song about it- “You want your own and you need your own, baby, who am I to judge?Cause how could I ever trip about it when I met you in the club?I make enough for the both of us, but you dance anywayYou know I was raised in the A” FEMINISM.

Girl, I wanted some of those sparkly Ed Hardy shoes- and once stood in a store in Honolulu thinking about buying a shirt for about 10 minutes. No Shame.

I DID think you were speaking ill of the dead. I was like, Come on, you never once looked at a sparkly ed hardy pair of shoes and thought...maybe?

You be quiet with your brilliant, calorie-filled ideas now.

I had a delicious ice cream flavor yesterday, named Totes McGoats. Goat cheese and lemon curd. MmmmMmmmmmm