St. Vincent’s Annie Clark- damn girl, damn!! You have the best cheekbones and you are making all the hollywood ladies crazy. Also, I would not have guessed the age difference between Taylor and Carrie. Taylor has a wise look to her face, I thought she was older than me.

Yay home state- but did she sign the weed thing? *priorities*

Exactly. F this judge.

I have seen Rich Kids of Beverly Hills and those kids are all useless. All of them would be working retail and sharing apartments if they weren’t rich. Magic Johnson’s kid was the last interview on Amy Schumer’s show last week... So boring. Nothing to say.

I need this and whatever Frank Ocean is putting out next and I can soar off into some orgasmic sunset for the next year and a half, I bet.

I love her outfit and want it on my body.

This was so subtle, actually, that I was almost sure it was a coincidence at first. Bravo!

Well, you can have the sperm sorted into x or y’s. If you were concerned about trashing embryos, like Sophia Vergaras dude. Did you see the Australian woman who paied 35000 for a girl? She had like 3 sons, those poor boys, but her whole world was her daughter. Slippery slope indeed.

That caramel story reminded me so much of my time st SBUX, and eith yours added in, I feel a tickle on the back of my nexk. Is rage memory a thing? Like I want to go find caramel woman and tell her to leave my store immediatly

Uh, May I add- this is married and ok with a potential happy accident, not for dating! STI’s are still a concern!

Pulling out AND paying attention to your cycle is pretty damn great, though. Close to 10 years with that, no issues.

Yes! I had to skip over their scenes together this season, so much ughhhhh. I care about literally any other character more than Piper or Alex.

This looks terrible. Also, I have a big national certification exam tomorrow and I never really worry about studying, but I am FLIPPING OUT.

I have such a good one, I hope I can find it!

“MTV Cribs influenced me so much, guys. The 50 mile commute is WORTH IT.” is something I imagine them saying.

Totally! Someone sent me an After Ellen article saying she was the new Shane, and I was like, NEVERRRRRRRR!!

I’m not the only one who hates those houses! They are tacky as hell. Always, always in a field that used to be a farm, with the cheapest luxury car in the lineup sitting out front.

transgender is so last month. Transracial is the new wall to break down.

I love this lady, she looks so nice and pretty- and sorta familiar.