I'd have a higher opinion of Drake if he wasn't a holocaust denier.

That's kind of a weird story. I mean, there's no allegation of an actual crime to investigate. And the whole "woke up in a hospital bed without knowing how she got there" bit is not very enlightening.

That's EXACTLY WHAT AN MRA WOULD SAY.

So, she got really fucked up, nobody raped her and they took her to the hospital. That is what I'm gathering here. Of course immediately the Jez Brigade is going absolutely ape shit.

"Dongs" was terrible and so fucking long. I thought most of the episode was so-so (though I love Anna Kendrick—she, Amanda Seyfried, and I are pretend BFFs), but I loved Kate McKinnon as Angela Merkel and the sketch with Vanessa Bayer and one of the guys that's not Taran Killam awkwardly trying to ask her out.

A true toast to selfishness. Think about your own needs rather than your kid's.

Except for those of us kids (yes, me included) who find that not having a dad sucks.

I didn't really get the Dongs video. Like, that was the whole joke? They like (pointing at) dicks from different countries? And it just kept going. I was waiting for it to get funny but it never did. The Little Mermaid sketch was pretty funny though.