Chris Berman can’t be racist. Some of his best friends are Tom Jackson.

Also, #AreYouDone? M’baku’s got no time for anybody’s drama.

When Shuri called him a colonizer, the whole theater died.

I always think the name “Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III” is a name that would be rejected for use in a Civil War movie as it sounds too stereotypical.

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I’d make a Quantum Leap joke, but Derrick’s knees (knee? what’s even left??) couldn’t take it.

Asked yesterday if he would waive his no-trade clause, LeBron said:

Joe Johnson, Dwyane Wade and Derrick Rose? The 2011 NBA trade deadline is nuts!

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

What did Cleveland get for Wade? An autographed picture of Pat Riley?

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

h/t doorfliesopen.com

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

Loved the bloke in the background.

This! I’d listen to them for every game.

Goddamn I wish I watched the whole game with the Australian announcers. Between this and the strip sack call, they sound like a ton of fun.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass