You could just say you hate fun.

never a bad time to post the best Football YouTube video of all time, but this feels especially relevant:

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

If that doesn’t make the hair on your arms stand up, you don’t like sports.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

I share a birthday with Liam Neeson, Mick Foley, Dean Martin, and Prince.

Believe it or not, Dragon’s Lair was released in 1983. I know it sounds crazy nowadays, but it actually ran on an internal LaserDisc system, which is why the “graphics” looked so advanced. You were basically just watching a LaserDisc movie.

Now I really wish there was a band named Herb Alpert and five other guys named Herb :/

I follow Gary Sanchez on Twitter because no matter how many insults you hurl at him, he never blocks.

So many white New Balance.

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

Are we sure that photo in the bathroom isn’t Christian Hackenberg practicing breaking the huddle?

The NBC4 report wasn’t nearly as robust when I read it this morning as it is now; the report was two or three sentences when it was first published. It said nothing more than that he was arrested in connection with some kind of ticket scam.

“People with money wouldn’t steal more money” is a bad take. We don’t know any of the evidence and details, so I’m not going to disagree with your point that he might be innocent. But arguing that he wouldn’t commit fraud because he wouldn’t jeopardize his position is silly.

“Rather than putting pressure on the basketballmen of the Golden State Warriors to travel through crime-infested Washington DC, I will not invite them to The White House. Very Dangerous!!”

I too would like to request entrance to this exclusive club.

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

This is the correct take