The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

Wait... they remade “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”?

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

The Bengals went on to lose ... after getting a shitty outing from Andy Dalton

/dying

- Two time MVP

That’s cool. I won’t be speaking to mine for the next 4 years.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

IMAGINE HOW OFTEN HE’D DO IT IN MLS

Time to drop Pulisic and bring back Wondolowski.

No, but I will demonize you and your party for a) failing and thus causing a lose/lose situation and b) not showing any evidence that should you have gotten the goal you wanted, that you would have done anything meaningful with it.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

aka “first”