Two of everything, except points.

Well, he just rewrote biblical history.

Yep

“With the money he’s in line to get, he’ll finally be able to afford *RENTING* that studio in Midtown.”

With the money he’s in line to get, he’ll finally be able to afford that studio in Midtown.

Well it’s the Mets so I’m sure everything will work out for the best.

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

The Buffalo Bills would DOMINATE in the MAC.

at least my team is headed upward (to the #1 overall pick)!

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

From yesterday

That kid, twenty years from now?

Amazing. This 5 year old can steal and operate a cellphone, navigate complex human emotions, and interface with an automated answering system...

UCL Group Stage:

Jet fuel can’t stretch a shitty joke that far. Enjoy your afternoon.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.