short jort

The brawl would have lasted longer, but everyone involved remembered it takes about 3 hours to get home from Levi’s Stadium, so they had to cut it short.

yes!

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Poor puppy

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Isn’t the Jets being shit what a national TV audience expects?

You don’t go to a Vegas show and want to hear Britney or Lionel Ritchie say “Tonight I’m just gonna play new stuff”

Give us your old act, the classics.
Keep being shit, that’s the J-E-T-S we know and love.

This fits in so well with my life as a Bills fan: Fitz looks all-pro against the Bills, then looks like this the next week. Meanwhile in Buffalo, they somehow manage to make Carson Palmer look like, well, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Right when I think I’m out, they pull me back in and slam me through a folding table.

Remember, everyone: the First Amendment clearly states both that there cannot be any penalty by a private employer for public speech and that this is to be enforced in every country in the world.

Fairly sure that the first amendment won’t apply in this case because it’s in fucking England.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

As a USMNT critic for a over a decade, I have nothing but praise for this kid. He just keeps going forward. always. He reminds me of a young Landon Donovan...the tireless runs forward with the ball...and on a big stage...remember, a 21 year old Donovan scored against portugal in 2002 world cup, a Portuguese team many…

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

The dog just signed on loan to Torino

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

Is your moms name susan? Asking for a friend..

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?