Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

You should be fucking embarrassed. Chips and no dip?

You fucking monster.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I think this says more about the school you attended than anything else.

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

This is honestly such garbage. Some fans don’t like cocky ass holes. The default hot take is because they are black. It’s just nonsense. I can’t stand Cam because he is a front running ass hole, who will rub it in your face every time they are winning, but turns into a whining petulant child when they are losing. It…

When the GOP primary was actually contested, Trump got a bigger percentage of the vote in Massachusetts than any other state, until his home state.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

+1 eephus pitch inspired by your mother

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Jewel’s response is lovely:

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

If I was allergic to tacos I would totally still eat them. They’re so good. I don’t need to breath. I’ve got a taco.

Allergic to tacos? Never before have I been so sure there is no God.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…