At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

I wouldn’t go to the game itself but I would absolutely tailgate at a Bills game.

wait...after reading buffalo, i definitely want to go to a Bills game. Not for the game itself, but the people watching, which includes the Ryan Bros. Its now on my bucket list, because where else can you see Rob pounding 5 dozen chicken wings on the sidelines, a random guy do a belly flop on a burning table, doggy…

These articles are impressive arguments to never, ever attend an NFL game in person.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Not sure why you’re trying to be a jerk either.

It’s as if children’s lives have an impact on their parents or something.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

SOMEBODY CHECK ON DREW GET THERE NOW!!!!

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Legendary Kinja here folks

Damn it. +1

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Oden/Bortles 2020

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