Yep. More of this sick atmosphere and getting absolutely crushed:

Where’s Man U?

I dunno depends on what part of Canada he was in... if he was in Nova Scotia/the maritimes he might have been better off watching the game.

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

Prediction on Celtic goal difference in group stage: -274

I got choked out in the laundry room when I interned for an NFL team, you may be on to something.

Marvin Harrison, number 1 with a bullet.

I look forward to my Orioles once again shitting the bed against them in the ALDS in the near future.

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

My dad is from Richmond, VA, and has been a lifelong, die-hard Skins fan since the days of Sonny Jurgensen. He has also been a Civil War re-enactor for over 20 years, re-enacting in the unit from Robert E. Lee’s army where we had eight ancestors killed in action during the Battle of Gettysburg. He’s not the most…

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

Can anyone explain why the No. 1 wrestler in the world was playing the No. 2 wrestler in the world in the quarterfinals?

Man, did I need that. Friday now off to a flying start.

Bills tailgates are what happens when you let wildlings travel south of the wall. I would have stabbed Jon Snow too.

Thanks, Mom.

This is basically the truest line ever written about upstate NY.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting…