ambitiousprocrastinator--disqus
Ambitious Procrastinator
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The only thing we have to covfefe is covfefe itself

That album is so good. I've been listening to that one a lot plus Schoolboy Q's Blank Face LP and All Amerikkkan Bada$$ by Joey Bada$$

"And then I moved on her like a covfefe.."

I don't believe this at all. FAKE COVFEFE

This does not bode well for Alt-Right hate symbol Covfefe the Frog

This story escalated so quick it made the PWR BTTM news cycle feel like an slow burn

Its a funeral for Democracy, thats why Trump looks so happy.

This sounds like the gayest thing that no actual gay people will be in attendance for.

Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?

It helps him eliminate the tyranny of Taco Bowls from his GI tract

Josh Homme

no of course not. he's that guy from… uhh.. is that a skinnier and balder Roger Ebert?

Vinyl is such an ancient way to listen to music. This belongs in a museum

no its more like: la-la-LA-laaaaaahh-la-la-LAaAAAAAaaaAA!!!!!

I look forward to not watching this

"Daddy may i have a dragon please?"

Actually its a cross between Driving Miss Daisy and Baby Got Back

Hate is such an ugly word, I'm sure she'd much prefer "denounce because it was politically expedient."

She's just there to make friends bro, back off

People who say "love is the toughest sport" have obviously never played Plinko before