ambitiousprocrastinator--disqus
Ambitious Procrastinator
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If only KFC had the temerity to try this gimmick! Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken??

This doesn't work out so well. I went on a hike with these on and came home to 45,000 pepperoni pizzas and a $400,000 bill.

We're through the looking glass here peopleā€¦

"I have to go now, my planet needs me"

America confirms Sean Spicer as Dumbass In Chief

This thread got real dark considering it's about cartoons ducks

Not many know that Dr. John wasn't actually a certified medical practitioner

I would say the real villain is deadbeat dad Donald Duck. Way to shirk your responsibilities Donald!

did you go to hollywood upstairs medical college too?

All Sharks Go 2 Heaven

i thought this was a gritty reboot of Caddyshack. Was very disappointed

Who else is deeply tired of Trump-as-President at this point?

You get a cabinet position!!! and you get a cabinet position!!!

You strike me as an Arby's kinda guy

Listen pal, i can dress myself horribly without your help thank you very much

funny, i spent my birthday sick, spewing up beets beneath a painting of Justin Bieber

don't forget to pack your James Hetfield repellent

Uncut Ryan Murphy? sounds too excessive, they should have circumcised this thing in the editing room

they noticed something was up when Deez Nuts was suddenly headlining all three nights

if it's anything like his ride with Wayne Brady I'm in