I think this counts as my exercise for the day. gotta keep that heart rate up.

The last time a sequel was done for charity was the "Blues Brothers 2000" cuz Ackroyd need the money.

umm.. Excuse me? I believe you're forgetting a little film called Gwyneth Paltrow's Gluten Free Locally Sourced Iced Coffee Yoga Party?

I don't believe this man has ever gone to medical school

This is a documentary now

trouble seems to be brewing at the Trouble Brewing brewery. Troubling…

Try the new foreskin bites from KFC!

That joke is as tasteless as their sandwiches

We're through the looking glass here people…

Hey! I'll have you know I have a Doctorate from an Ivy League school thank you very much!

Can I still get divorced at KFC?

Billy on the streets, political comedy in the sheets

This looks like Spring Breakers fan fiction

That's what you think buddy but I'm from Mississippi, orgies and family reunions are indistinguishable from each other.

Apparently they're worth replying to

All right!!! oh wait.. its a Wi-Fi extender

They renewed Bill O'Reilly's contract?

If only the same would happen to Trump

"Metal Up Your Ass" is also the ethos of the doctor who gave me my colonoscopy

It doesn't take much to fix the Grammy's. $50 and a six pack got me a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album.