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Famous intergalactic music critic here- in my professional opinion this is “not good”. You may quote me.

Keep it weird, Mark.

That does make me sad. “Grace & Frankie” makes me like him.

Anna Kendrick gets it.

For about 1.5 seconds I thought that weird looking man was posing with a Real Doll or hanging out at the wax museum.

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I love Bernie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m usually the one to roll out with the shit gif and I completely approve.

I know. I explained my new phone’s over eagerness to guess what I’m trying to spell in a different comment. And kinja won’t allow me to edit so there ya go

Samsung edge plus. I’m used to samsungs but this one is extra sensitive and while I do like a mild autocorrect, this one is all up in my business trying (poorly) to read my mind.

I got a new phone and the keyboard insists on guessing words before I’m finished typing them. I assume I’m doing something wrong but yeah, I meant Jennifer’s Body

Rich people like:

Why is there a new roommate? Did someone leave? Also, ever since watching “Jessica’s Body”, I blindly love Fox.

My day was “meh” and it was saved at 9.53pm by this gif. Thank you.

It would be so embarrassing too. Everyone would know because this is pretty much my exact potty dance.

Panic disorder here! You and I could be the person apparently having a panic attack on one of the other levels.

Reading this story made me immediately need to poop.

This really pisses me off for the obvious reasons. Fucks the FDA

Let’s see Draco call her a mudblood to her face now