I love your gif but this is sort of how I’m feeling about the situation. Le sigh

But I feel like he’s a really considerate abductor, ya know? Only wanting $8,500, returning her after 2 days, stating that police should apologize. Probably 3/4 Canadian.

My friend’s cat would gently hug and fall asleep on her pregnant belly

No fucks given

Yep. That legit gave me a nightmare

I keep scrolling past this comment and I’m dying. So true. Unless it’s a baby kitten cause those guys are pretty dumb and get their heads stuck in all kinds of stuff.

I have 4 dogs and 3 cats. I am *slightly* in favor of team cat so I have to get real for a sec:

#teamtilly #girlgang #bffl #clitsbeforedudes #squadrules

In my mind, Willow and Oz are together forever

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

Yep somebody smoked A LOT of meth

So I dunno why but I’ve always found Jessica Biel super irritating but now I’m thinking that this lady is obvs a feminist which makes her a-ok

This drunk person agrees

I’m so glad that Ahmed is getting generally great press and support. Fourteen is such an impressionable age and all I want for this kid is for him to do nerdy engineering projects and be happy.

“I am sorry that they [his words] offended some people, but, at the very least, I am happy that they started a conversation about diversity in Hollywood.”

“bragged about his kissing prowess in his OKC profile”

Let me guess, you’re a piece of shit who hates women. Well we fucking hate you too.

I have replied to this accusation many times in this thread and this was taken immediately upon completion. It dried brown and a commenter posted a photo of the finished product at the beginningof the thread.

Holy hell I am laughing so hard that I’m crying. This was just perfect

You’re welcome