Has anbody in this family even seen a chicken?

“One night, I was on stage, and there was this beautiful little girl — she was probably 8 years old at the time,” Parton says. “And she had this beautiful red hair, this beautiful skin, these beautiful green eyes, and she was looking up at me, holding, you know, for an autograph. I said, ‘Well, you’re the prettiest…

This is mine

I found this earlier and committed to using it as much as possible

Agreed. Very surprised by how much he sounds like the real cockroach zipped into a flesh suit know as Don Trump.

Oh! It’s this famous little cutie all horrified.

Is that supposed to be the human equivalent of Chucky? This will haunt my dreams tonight.

Yes! This point seriously creeped me the fuck out.

It should

Well I know you don’t care about my response but since you put this out there-

#FattiesWithTatties

No my skin isn’t orange it’s just dark in my room so I had to use a bright filter.

No. Some reboots I get excited for but Fresh Prince is good as is. If it’s enjoyable then I’ll eat my words but I’m not betting on it.

I like how all tattoos have to mean something. Like, bro, do you analyze every piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed to find the meaning behind it? Incidentally, most of my tattoos do mean something but some are just fun. I have lots of friends who just have cute shit because it’s cute.

Hiya! Fatty here. I have a tattoo on the back of my fat arm that says ‘suck it’ underneath the image of a lollipop. I like to imagine people walking behind me and feeling judgy and reading it.

Yes! I can not bring myself to name a pet anything that -

My bf sometimes can’t go down on me because he has terrible tmj. He also sometimes can’t eat solid foods or talk so I’m willing to believe his excuses.

I dunno. Kinda boo on Phoenix now that I know he could have been named Ash.