#keepLOLalive

Well thank you *tips hat* I happen to be a fatty who has been obsessed with Jurassic Park since it gave me five solid years of recurring nightmares when I was wee.

You most definitely would not look ridiculous. If you have instagram you should look up some body positive pages and see the beautiful fashions these fat women wear. It has really helped me expand my closet with stuff I would have never dreamed of putting on my lumpy body before.

In a world where cultural appropriation wasn’t a serious problem, I would have five of these dresses and long, pastel yarn braids.

Unfortunately, a lot of ladies, considering: Chris Brown, Sean Penn, Mike Tyson, Charlie Sheen, Floyd Mayweather, Terrence Howard, Michael Fassbender, Nic Cage, etc

Is your boyfriend also 6’3” with legs up to his neck? I’ve never been a fast walker even though I’m tall because I’m always looking around, watching for found treasures (I once found a Tiffany’s bracelet on the ground) and dog poop.

“Kristen has a very special quality. She’s not conventionally beautiful, but very charismatic.”

“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”

“Jim Broadbent and Gillian Anderson are somewhere in there too”.

I got the baby fever once, then babysat my bestie’s 7 month old. It was absolutely boring and torturous. The only good part was when we went on a walk, she fell asleep, and I got to take photos of the plants in neighboring gardens.

May I suggest this one? He is at least somewhat obedient but do not leave him alone with ranch dressing, cat poo, or ziploc bags full of dirt.

I have 4. I will give you at least 1.

Mocha Dick was killed in 1838, after he appeared to come to the aid of a distraught cow whose calf had just been slain

Aside: I grew up in a tiny coastal town with a McDonald’s and a Burger King. I didn’t have Pizza Hut until my early 20’s. Never been to a Chuck E. Cheese. Jack in the box didn’t touch my lips until 19. And it was a VERY special occasion when we went a few towns over to get Taco Bell.

I know that Mark said “lol” was dead but lololololololololol.

I had a pair of these that I stole from a ::breathy sigh:: lover-er-errr many, many years ago.

I just looked up Rihanna’s age and I’m relieved that she isn’t 24. I’m only a few months older so I can calm down now.

Disagree. The “monthlies” are a-knockin’ at my front door and that stuffed crust looks amazing. It is 7:22am on the west coast and all I want is garbage pizza for breakfast.

I want the entire stuffed crust pizza, Trump, and I WILL get it

In the 5th grade I ran into a telephone pole because of reading while walking. It was... startling.