**We The Second Best**

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

“Frankly, a real leader would have been able to stop me from kicking her 7 year old son in the chest and would have blocked my elbow before it collapsed her husbands windpipe.  Not my type of leader, that’s not someone you follow into battle, especially when you don’t even defend yourself when my husband Jerramy spits…

Admittedly, my social life consists of conquering the world on Crusader Kings II, but . . . I’m not seeing a lot here to complain about. I mean, yeah, the homophobia-is-a-symptom-of-repressed-gay-status was officially played off by American Beauty, but mostly I see the corny guy who kind of knows he’s corny in those…

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Sorry, is this Olivia “Take The Sandwich Out Of Her Mouth” Munn? Bitch, miss me.

I find it baffling. Go Fug Yourself isn’t even mean. They only talk about the clothes and do not body-shame, nor do they allow it in the comments. Olivia picked the wrong thing to complain about and as has been pointed out on twitter, is a massive hypocrite.

See, I know I’m the minority but I feel that Liam is 100x better than Chris. Yes, Chris is muscly but goddamn, Liam is so good looking. 

I know that bringing up these kinds of things are going to be seen as “attacking” Biden with his media-appointed batshit crazy title of “Only Person Who Can Reach Trump Voters,” but for those of us who lived through Biden in the ‘90s (or even the early 2000's), it cannot be underscored strongly enough how wrong he is…

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

Splinter 2017-March 2019: Impeachment is such a #Resistance grift! You can’t run on “NOT TRUMP!” Actually push for legislative action to affect change!

Also waffling on impeachment? Bernie Sanders, an actual candidate for 2020. Where’s the equivalent hit, Splinter?

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

I find UNTUCKITs success very confusing. I’m not their demo (I’m a man but I like clothes and can dress myself).

She’s so far and away better than the other candidates. Like the others aren’t even close.

There’s now literally no reason for Bernie supporters to not jump ship to Warren, an actual, viable candidate for the DNC.

Unless, of course, they were sexist dipshits all along.

KK is already exercising her privilege to get law degree.

he claimed 94 clinic workers had, after watching the movie, reached out asking for help leaving the industry