Listen, Bieber is hot with crusty long blonde hair or short cropped brown hair.

Yeah, no. That is the ugliest fucking bathroom I have ever seen. Beyond the grotesque display of wealth, it just looks like a giant deathtrap with 0 privacy. The sink is just the moronic cherry on top of the dipshit cake. Just off the top of my head (and not counting things possibly hidden for staging like soap and…

That tub looks really uncomfortable - like a giant square concrete slab. Also: I guess they never need to run water in their sink, because there’s no way to pull up the stopper. Or maybe you trace a design into the marble with your finger and it lights up and and a giant gold bar slides across the drain from the…

Why the fuck does anybody have kids? It seems like the *best* parts of parenting are sheer drudgery, and the baseline is terror, exhaustion, misery, and self-loathing.

Someone tangentially related to Hillary Clinton did something, so it’s time for Splinter to get to work maligning them somehow.

A blogger who tweets shade against every Democrat who isn’t Bernie Sanders accusing someone of being “too online” is some rich, thick irony.

Trump:This is a woman that doesn’t understand real life

According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

Well the implication is that tired assertion that Bernie was the real winner of the Democratic primary last time. 

First of all: fuuuuuuck you. Sanders did the ceremonial thing at the convention, he hit the trail for Clinton, he did what was asked of him.

Shocking that the editor who literally referred to Bernie as “my dad” in a previous article would post a hyperventilating defensive piece about his prospects.

This is great news. Now an entirely new generation of elite Seahawks defensive players can resent the fuck out of Wilson.

The deal was consummated at 11:30 p.m. PDT, per Pelissero, and Wilson tweeted about it soon afterward as he lay in bed with Ciara

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

yeah, weird thing to attack him for. Now if he wasn’t wearing hats in cold weather, acting like he is Punk, or standing on tables then that would be relevant.

“yes my dear, that is a fine idea for an article.” - hamilton.

If you have to rely on alcohol to get you through your day, that is neither cute nor rebellious. That’s a sign of a serious problem — mom or not. If I were a teacher or a CPA or a bus driver, I can assure you no one would think I was cute if I talked about how much I needed an “ adult juice box” throughout the day.…

While I’d like to eat the rich like everyone else, I think some fines and community service would suffice for Loughflin and Hoffman. I mean really, they bribed their kid into college, that is bad. But fucking Christ, but CEOs at Wells Fargo wreak havoc on thousands and they just lose face and their jobs?

It’s not a lamp; it’s a torchiere. Torchieres are favored by therapists because indirect light is more comforting.