Your Quincy contractor, on the other hand, would have said “No Problem” and leave you with random pipes showing up three feet off the wall in the living rooms and guest rooms, etc.

When your house was plumbed in the late 1800s, pulling plumbing across 4 floors into weird spots, unless you really go a gut renovation, is basically not possible. You can’t just “add a bath”. This was explained to me very patiently by my Boston contractor. 

If you’re like me, you need a mental reset every time you see one of the Sarsgaard or Skarsgard actors:

You know Bryan Adams is somewhere like fuck.

I met Ryan Adams back in 2013 through a mutual friend. She was taking film photographs of the recording process of his latest self titled album at Pax Am studios. We both worked as artist in LA, and at the time she was 20 years old and I was 26. When I arrived, everything seemed cordial until Ryan started making…

Kim K did not originate the not smiling movement.

Thank goodness things are changing on this front too. Standing against Israel’s treatement of the palestinian people has nothing to do with anti-semitism - it’s basic humanism. Israel is blocking any and every way Palestinians find to sustain themselves under the disguise of combatting terrorism, but really it’s…

speaking as a white dude, i feel entitled. (not to an explanation necessarily, i just want to make it clear i feel entitled.)

More like Bichon Freeze, amirite? Eh? Eh?

Former Hill staffer here. I never worked for Amy, but I did counsel a handful of young women who did.

Did all those concern trolls give Chance the Rapper a hard time for having a kid so early in his career too?

That’s such a dumb take, no one is ever ‘rolling in his grave,’ especially Paterno, whose family dug him up shortly after burial to perform a pagan corpse-burning ceremony in an unsuccessful attempt to keep him from burning for eternity in the depths of hell for facilitating the rape of many, many children.

So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

...or kneels during the National Anthem.

The real kicker in all this is, of course, Kareem Hunt. 

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

It’s probably not fair to completely gut the little fellow here, but this being Deadspin, fair ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.

It takes a lot of effort to make the Browns seem like a functional organization but you can always count on the Raiders to accept that non-existent challenge.

He’s right about Chicago. I got shot three times today just traveling back and forth to work. This is better than yesterday when I was shot five times. Send amberlamps, plzkthx.

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…