CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was it? The Rams never adjusted their offense and basically just offered up the same scheme over and over again, which the Patriots simply continued to slap down. You could make that argument on the Rams side (SLIGHTLY) more but then the Patriots figured out one play that worked, ran that 4 times and the Rams just let…

“Defense Wins Championships” Guy is going to be fully turgid and engorged for the next month.

There’s no good excuse for his failure, which should go down as the most humiliating performance in Super Bowl history.

They certainly played like their buttholes were tight.

That’s the look of a divorced dad who just remembered he promised his kid they’d go to Chuck E Cheese on his next weekend.

The only people who doubted them were their own fans and the Boston media. 

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

This is why we’d have been much better off with the Saints in this game. Tom Benson was an asshole, but at least he has the courtesy to be dead.

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I was 100% with the Patriots coming on in January and winning a sixth Superbowl, UNTIL they started with the horseshit “no one believes in us” narrative. They are the most dominant sports franchise of the last 20 years (easily) and possibly the strongest dynasty (whatever that means in sports) ever. They were the odds…

A friend of mine texted once the third quarter started and had this to say:

That is not a colour from “natural” tanning, either via a bed or the sun.

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I always appreciate the opportunity to use this meme. 

It’s great to see Drew’s byline again, and I agree with every word.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

You tell him!

Super Bowl XOXO

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