I am so tired of people who don’t enjoy Chipotle deciding they are morally superior to those who do and turning it into some kind of humble-brag (“I’m just the sort of person who has a higher standard and it isn’t worth it for me to risk my health for a burrito.”). Nobody is impressed.

So basically, they aren’t really “introducing” anything. They’re just telling you that you can customize their existing menu to meet your dietary needs?

Only if you think immigrants never assimilate into their new country and they continue being immigrants for generations. 

This isn’t college. No disciplinarian is going to change AB. He is what he is. You’re either going to live with it or get rid of him.

He certainly cannot read the question...

They’re taking the “Black” part of “Black Monday” a little too literal this year, methinks...

What a nice way for the NFL to honor Bob McNair’s legacy

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.

Word.

Is it a bully move? He didn’t even make the comment to her or on her page; it was on the car detailing company’s page.

I beg to differ in this particular instance, I think 15 is old enough to hear the truth about some things. That car is fug. 

Huh, unhinged? Kavanaugh? Really?

Boy, looking at all the greys responding to me it seems I struck a nerve in Quincy.

It is my belief that JoJo is actually 28 years old, so fire away Bieber.

I have never wanted to key a car more.

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

The real story here is that girls impending tension alopecia...

A Boy Named Suh concurs

Hey, he had a good day . Got to run around outside for a few hours, played with his friends chasing a ball. Overall he had a good day, yes he did.

You know, college football is so great almost everyone involved does it for free