Hierarchy of evidence. My evidence shows the exact phrase being used by the author, in the exact way the author used the phrase. Your evidence is that slave did work in cornfields. It show no evidence this fact entering the general lexicon or show any usage of the phrase similar to that of the author.

Most of the people not getting paid are Democrats... Who thinks like that? And way to open yourself up to... fuck, I can't even.

The Democrats OBSTRUCTION of the desperately needed Wall, where they almost all recently agreed it should be built, is exceeded only by their OBSTRUCTION

I wouldn’t consider Johnny Football in that “short guy won’t do well in NFL” category.

He was more closely associated with tall boys as I remember.

Lest we not forget the bed shitting against the 49ers.

PETE CAROLL’S RULES FOR SUCCESS:

Everything I know about wedding dresses comes from Say Yes to the Dress, so I thought for Miley to wear an $8600 off-the-rack dress was very humble compared to the 20 year old princesses who demand a dress that dress that costs more than the last car I owned.

I don’t understand people who think living in California is cheap. Gold rush miners were overpaying to come here and look for gold. 

Is that eight months of rent on a nice ranch house and yard? Haha, no. Maybe four months. The housing crisis in California is real. 

Shit like this is SO infuriating as a person of color.

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I am shocked to learn that a man who looks like he does lacks self-discipline.

My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

I went down a weird internet worm hole today trying to determine what “Bad Boy Mowers” is and why they sponsor the Gasparilla Bowl. It ended with my boss telling me to get back to work, but I learned: that I should “mow with attitude”; an orange walk-behind mower costs over $1k; they make culvert cleaners; I can buy…

That guy is 1 million times better at Twitter than Rovel. 

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

It’s all love

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Oh like this?

Saw the headline. First thought: He wrote them out on the screen.