“Listen Kyrie, I think it’s great that you’re curious about the world and learning about things outside of basketball. Here’s the thing though—there’s a lot of stuff on YouTube that’s just flat out false and conspiracy theories aren’t held to the same intellectual rigor as scientific texts...”

Together, the foundation spent $42,000 on them. According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.

No snark: He seems like a good dad. 

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

Fits = sits. Simple cat math.

You left a box out around a cat?  Rookie mistake.

Athletic trainers and wrestling coaches?

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Imagine starting with “I was just asked to leave a funeral by a family member of a deceased football player” and thinking you were the sympathetic party in that story.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

“I want to see my team have a record that literally makes them a league-average team just to shut up the assholes I choose to associate with.”

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

There were only 5 Pats fans back then and 3 of them have since died.

Lol, no way. That would require them to also be up against some exciting, highly regarded Rams team with a prolific offense and... ah fuck!

It was evil vs evil and evil lost!!!!! Sadly evil won though. 

Kind of a jerk move by Richie James Jr. to make Janikowski alter his route to the sideline IMO.

But like, what if Herbie Husker was black?!

(I honestly don’t know what point I’m trying to make)

Guys, I’m starting to think that college students may like to have fun and listen to young people music. I’m really freaking out about our youth right now.