Oh man, I worry about these women staying safe. 

We are all Titans fans this morning.

It’s hard to pick a craziest moment in an episode full of crazy moments, but Janet-Chidi kissing Janet-Eleanor, morphing in Janet-Chidi kissing Eleanor (let’s try to keep it civil here, ya pervs), morphing into Chidi kissing Eleanor was the most delightfully bizarre.

Mike Schur’s shameful war on accountants’ love of topical puns continues unimpaired.

“I did what I had to do for the person I love; I thought that he would change”

I’m...honestly befuddled by this Sheeran thing.  No, not his success but this whole thing over him dressing the same way he always does for a show while Beyonce dresses the same way she always does for a show. Yes, yes, there’s a good conversation to be had about expectations for women versus men when it comes to…

This whole paragraph of names sounds like an AI gossip generator got its wires crossed with a Roomba.

I bet it was Cleveland PD’s newest officer... Schmadam Schmefter.

Lou: Ay-uh, Chief, we have this famous running back over here who appears to have beat this woman.

That baby doesn’t like pink, pink has been thrust upon her.

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

In the same way my prime orders pays Bezos’s salary I guess.

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

Period!

“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”

Is it just me that finds his wording regarding The Bush tweets disrespectful ? The way it's worded is like he's talking about a fun get together and not the solemn occasion it is. 

And in all fairness, Meghan McCain exploited her father’s death to bash President Trump, most notably in the eulogy she gave at his memorial. So like, chill girl.

How can you know where Joy was going or what else was on the list in her hand? She barely got to the second item before the petulant brat cut her off to make it all about herself.

They’re both the greatest performance artists of their generation. He is an ardent rightist and she, an unreconstructed maoist who decided several years ago on a grand experiment which began as a little joke to entertain themselves. It’s gotten out of hand but each night, around 10:30 they turn off all their devices,…