- Have the Jags start Blake Bortles or Cody Kessler at QB

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

The beef between Belichick and Thielen goes back even further to when Thielen told Belichick he wasn’t interested in hearing his 3 part lecture series on Naval Academy long snappers of the 50's and 60's.

 . . . curly fries and a beef and cheddar and give me extra arbys sauce.  I’ll be back tomorrow with some Red Sox thoughts.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

As a gigantic Udub homer, was that pass interference?

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

It is actually moving really quickly. Here is an info graph i found.

If “Ivanka’s role was limited to recommending an architect,” the project was doomed. Ivanka was in charge of the Trump Baku (Kazakhstan), completed in 2016 using dubiously sourced funding (Iranian Revolutionary Guard). This hideous building, which literally looks like a dildo lodged in a vagina, is still unoccupied…

They farted on each other!-Brett Kavanaugh

Can’t believe Megan and Shia laBoofed.

The Great British Bake Off is like a xanax and a valium cocoon that I want to snuggle in forever more.

Weirdly, people getting married quickly after a long term break up is more common than it should be. Not sure if it’s clarity, revenge, desperation, the universe or a combination of the above. But what are the chances the one just happened to be right around the corner the moment they walked out of the door? 

It means actors are rarely good at composing their own lines.

I think claiming she was in an altered state when she made (presumably in her mind) regrettable decisions is her way of not taking full responsibility. So, yeah, she had something to gain.

Am I crazy for finding it VERRRRRRRY telling that Jada has put a lot of thought into divorcing Will, but points specifically to splitting assets as a big reason for why it hasn’t happened yet? I might be overthinking this, but it seems like there’s a shit-ton of subtext there

She... Didn't say that?

Anna Kendrick is a treasure.