Plus my ~hot take~ is that basically all store bought hummus tastes like garbage compared to the simple, homemade version.

This article seems like one Bobby would have published regardless though, based on his past writing.

Seattle Freeze is so real. It took me forever to make friends out here, but I love living here so much that it doesn’t even matter.

How was he allowed to delete his hereby typo debacle?

That’s just plain weird.

Yeah, I remain a bit skeptical of this story. It seems like one of those things that’s easy to believe it to be true, but there hasn’t been much (any?) evidence provided.

One of the better things about cutting cable is not having access to things like CNN or MSNBC so I don’t torture myself with the banality.

No, no. You misheard. They love armed *horses*.

Pencetration Pointers?

Y’all have covered the rest pretty wellin the comments, so I will just note that his suggestion that “involving children” is hilarious. I work at a state legislature and there was a big pro-life demonstration today where a staggering amount of children were there with their parents.

Interesting. I’ve heard that it’s because his family is super duper Christian and got very upset when Olivia Munn publicly talked about their sex life. Maybe all of these things are true!

Grushokva (weirdly similar to the name grushkova) is a type of tomato. How fun!

Our third bedroom is too small to really be a bedroom, so I turned it into a vanity room/extra closet and it is glorious to have. It also mostly solves our problem of only having one bathroom since I don’t need to use the bathroom to get ready either.

I feel so deeply embarrassed every time a Sephora employee thanks me for being a VIB Rouge customer. I am certainly not proud of the fact that it only took me through the middle of 2016 to earn status for all of 2017. (Seriously, what is wrong with me?)

I can vouch for the small version. I bought the travel size at Sephora just to try out because I was horrified by the actual price. I only exfoliate once a week, so that might be part of it, but that little bottle has lasted ages and ages. Over a year certainly.

I grew up mainline protestant in a decidedly not liberal area, but there was still plenty of preaching from our pastor on the passages that questioned faith and it was always taught that having questions was normal and part of the process of growing in your faith. It was also a church that focused very heavily on the…

Yeah, I liked The Nest a lot in the way I enjoy beach reads that are easy to get through. It’s not amazing though. Also, this is absurdly petty on my part, but I spent most of the book being annoyed that the amount of money in the nest was not nearly as large as it sounded in the book blurb and it was not a book about…

Right? This is a man seriously in favor of automating as many jobs as possible because it’s so much cheaper than paying someone. A lot of Trump’s supporters are getting automated out of a job already, so this will be great for them!

Agreed. I work in a legislative budget capacity in another state and awful as this may sound, this amount of money amounts to budget dust in multi-billion dollar state budgets. They can come up with it.

True, although it seems that it would be the first in more modern presidential history, paired with the whole actually has a wife and young child thing.