How does one person even have the time for this many ~friends~?

I sincerely do not understand it. I spray tan in a booth at the tanning salon every once in a while, not even the fancy kind where a technician actually airbrushes you, and it comes out totally fine and even and not orange. This is like the most basic and cheapest form of spray tanning. How is his so bad???

I posted this previously, but since I think she will pick Tim Kaine (and I think my story is weirdly hilarious), I’m posting it again...

It was also bizarre watching the crowd cheer about LGBT rights when their own party platform says they reject the Supreme Court’s “redefinition of marriage” and would like it to be overturned, they “oppose government discrimination against businesses or entities that which decline to sell items or services to…

I thought Jonah’s uncle was funny the first few times he was on the show, but the schtick got a little old for me and didn’t add much.

Before clicking on the article, I somehow read Amber Heard as Amber Rose and was much more intrigued by the pairing of Amber Rose and Elon Musk.

How do you think the Tomato Troll decides which persona to use on any given day (or post!)? I'm very curious about his/her ~creative processs~.

Semi-related, but I interned in constituent services for Deval Patrick when Tim Kaine was the VA gov. One day when I was answering constituent calls, I picked up and Tim Kaine was cheerfully on the other end, requesting to speak to Gov. Patrick. It caused a mild panic in both our office and the actual governor’s…

I’ve wondered this a lot too. I’ve read elsewhere on the internets that because their bodies are so different than the average man, they have to get a lot of suits, etc. custom made so they actually fit. Doesn't help explain the much bolder choices in terms of color and style though.

Hilariously, GAAP *is* taken in the most boring way possible — Generally Accepted Accounting Principles.

I mean... he's not wrong.

Yeah, I don't understand this. He's the highest paid DJ in the world and EDM is hugely popular right now.

Donald has, in fact, called the Pope "disgraceful." Kind of amazing.

I use Neutrogena Body Clear body wash. It mostly keeps it at bay and if I notice an angry red spot, I put some salicylic acid (like I would use for my face) on it and it usually disappears within a day.

I have a ton of facebook friends peddling this and I just CANNOT. I get irrationally angry every time one of them talks about being an entrepreneur.

That’s amazing. When I had lash extensions (which I looooved) and people complimented them, I would proudly proclaim “THANKS! THEY’RE FAKE!!”

Right? Part of my job is drafting legislation that becomes actual law. Maybe I should start crowd sourcing my job on facebook since I apparently know so many legal scholars. Sure would make life easier!

Golden mama's are one of my favorite tomato varietals!

I made a cucumber mint simple syrup earlier and mixed it with some muddled blackberries, Hendricks gin, and club soda. I am in summer heaven currently.

I would read that in a heartbeat.