Looking forward to her next book where she pens another 50 million words on how awful her divorce is but repeatedly says she will spare her ex-spouses dignity by not revealing why they divorced.

This is my biggest food blog pet peeve!!! It makes me unreasonably annoyed when there’s 40 comments or something and 39 of them are other food bloggers saying “omg this looks sooooooo good” and then link to their blog.

Truly my only goal in life is to be Ina.

This is funny to me because I’m the exact opposite. I tell my boyfriend that I paid way too much for my shampoo to share.

ETA: it now occurs to me that I am a bit selfish.

I haven’t been able to figure out why I am supposed to hate Calvin, but doubly so now that Tom/Taylor are so ridiculous and over the top.

YES! Living Proof’s dry shampoo totally changed my opinion on dry shampoo. I was totally unimpressed before, but their dry shampoo + a quick shot with a blow dryer at my roots comes close to salvaging my hair after very sweaty lunch time bootcamp classes. Now if only there was a product that would make my face stop…

Her account on how her book was marketed and received is upsetting for a lot of reasons, but I feel especially bad that they tried to put her in the same category as the most insipid, naval-gazing book ever.

That’s what I keep wondering when I see the “US is next!!!” from these folks. Did we become part of the EU and I missed it?

I don't know, he mostly sounded exactly like my Boston-filled facebook talking about Tom Brady.

Yay Tacoma!

Right? I feel so much second hand embarrassment looking at those pictures.

I generally like Calvin Harris and am a little perplexed at the insinuation that he was some random DJ that T.Swift was dating and she was helping raise his profile. He's been the top earning DJ in the world for the past few years, I think. Forbes said he made $66m last year, so he's doing alright.

I have a former teacher who is strongly anti-vaxx and it’s very illuminating seeing what she likes and the kind of unhinged comments she posts on articles. She recently got in a fight with another former student who is a PharmD, told him he was wrong about vaccines not causing autism, called him a sheep, and said she…

Maybe recommend the 700 Club to him. That's what my boyfriend's dad watches and it is... painful. Infinitely more so than Fox.

Vanity can take other forms than just physical appearances, but sure.

Seriously, you could basically say "as if [terrible thing] didn't just happen in [x location]" on literally any given day. Plus, it's not like she decided the day of to have the wedding. These things are usually planned in advance.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

I appreciate the irony of it too, since he was trying to attack Obama and Hillary for using teleprompters.

My tennis knowledge is so low that my first thought was "oh wasn't she the one that just got banned from tennis?" Womp womp.

This is how I've always made them too! They're perfect.