So Scalise’s security detail is comprised of a black man, a Hispanic man and a black, lesbian woman. I would whomever assigns the detail is trolling him.

Remember: being shot doesn’t make you a better person or a hero. Fuck that guy.

What an amazing woman. I’m crushing hard right now. I hope she has a full recovery and is honoured as the hero she is.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

His over-inflated ego.

But really this couldn’t have happened because it would have involved people in the city of Nashville giving a crap about the Titans. Seems very fishy

It’ll be a short conversation, but here it goes.

I don’t know if Deion was tsk tsking as much as he was telling him “Dude, you’ve been here five fucking seconds and you’re already on Goodell’s shitlist. This is bad money management.”

He just made his grandmother frameous.

My god I would run through SEVERAL fucking brick walls for this guy.

I expected so much more of Bloomberg reporters the head of communication for Juicero

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Nope. Fictitious characters make for fine avatars.

The world is a better place without this classless scumbag in it.

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Gronk could take his latest round of performance-enhancers on stage and still have an easier time getting an NFL contract than Kaepernick.

For LeBron loved sports so much that he gave his one and only tweet, so that everyone who believes in basketball will not perish but have eternal NBA playoffs.

“It’s gettin’ physical!”