I wanna see this in regular speed.

This means we go back under the Queen’s rule, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?

Where’s all that”winning” Trump promised us?

This still makes me laugh

+$80,000 in student loans and +1 worthless degree

Or “How to Use a Zip Tie to Link to Another Article”

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

True, but goddamn if I kept getting asked the same fucking question over and over for months by unoriginal, idiot sports reporters I’d be doing the same shit Westbrook is.

But Westbrook is being funnier about it so...he wins!

Birdman’s finest work in Denver #neverforget

Per usual, Israel has responded with indiscriminate bombing.

I too will not be traveling with the NFL to Israel.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

As a Broncos fan, I really don’t want Romo here. I want to ride with Simien and Lynch.

He really does deserve the opportunity to break something else.

Clint Eastwood would call that a hate crime.

Congratulations to the world champion Green Bay Packers.

decking someone with a folding chair is “not welcomed on campus.”

Back when Sandler was funny... what’s it been? 20, 25 years?

This begs the question: