Bawl. Not ball. For the love of God, I just can’t with people and that typo.

Thursday night was not last night. Update dat headline!

I was expecting Baylor’s uniforms would be made of shiplap.

(WWI, also)

Ooh! Entourage! Was it Piven?

Otter is a legit last name, though. I know a whole family of Otters. I read the article, hoping that Zooey went there out of a family name thing, but nope. I’ll still give her a pass though.

Which I may or may not own on DVD...

I will always remember Hildy pushing a grand piano by the keyboard end, and the back leg snapped under it. Moral: Who’s the real moron— Hildy, or the owner who trusted Hildy with a $10,000 musical instrument?

Normally I would agree with you. Except for the one time I got a milkshake, and sucked up a long strand of hair through the straw.

My fella just landed his first office job after 20+ years in the restaurant business. Maybe one day, his rage will subside enough for him to read this column. Maybe he’ll even submit a few stories. Because holy shit, does he have stories.

(And I’ve never seen him happier than with this new job. He gets to sit! And he…

THANK YOU. It’s pretty disingenuous to say all of her kids were there, and I’m sitting there like, “I only count nine, sorry”. Was Rob hiding backstage or something?

I love it! Reminds me a little of that story (that I sent you a long time ago, no worries if it never makes it into BCO) about my boyfriend beating the shit out of a creepy guy that had just begun assaulting a waitress in the parking lot.

And just who the fuck do you think you are to judge? GTFO.

I read that last paragraph as “...as we hope to have a conversation about how to treat trans fat issues...”, and said, eh, that works too.

Nah, it was ‘96. None of us had a clue yet. Good times.

I actually know this from experience. Thank you, stupid high school me. Luckily, nothing burned or started on fire, but it created a sonic boom that freaked my mom the fuck out.

And a checkmark for today's BCO comments! Too bad Pinkham isn't out of his slump yet to tell your privileged asses that you're missing the entire goddamn point. Because he would. With more swears.

Nice talking point, coming from the man who lived with and mooched off his mother his entire adult life. #fact

Isthmus. The thin strip of land between two waterbodies is called an isthmus.

#madisonwirepresent

*Alcorn