What killed the dinosaurs?

Just once, I want a villain in a movie to say “We’re very different, you and I.”

My fucking kingdom for a light-hearted take on Batman where he does a ton of detective work, has some cool fights off and on, but the focus is on his life as a well-liked (by some, at least) vigilante whose basically a stern father figure.

Headline: Man Shares Objectively Correct Opinion.

I never thought Val was a shot caller. She always struck me as a facilitator, someone who gets shit done.

If you know who Yelena is then you knew she was going to be in the show given the stinger in Black Widow, and the fact that she was publicly announced as part of the cast in December 2020. Kinja definitely puts spoilers in their headlines all the time but this is hardly one. 

This is in Kinja, if they don’t spoil at least 5 things a day, they beat the writers.

It’s always interesting to watch people try to spin things mid-show as though there won’t be more information coming out in the next episode. Last week everyone was shrieking that Yelena was completely wasted on a short cameo in episode four and that did her dirty, even though anyone who’d ever watched television…

They can’t be the same person. Blade wears sunglasses and Cottonmouth doesn’t. He wouldn’t be able to see.

“What if Batman but less interesting.” Whoa there, CW! Calm down now!

If the movie is reviving old favourites from the 2000s, it should definitely bring back fan favourite Big Pillar Of Light In The Sky for a cameo.

Just make Batman Beyond already.

At around 1:48 there’s a flute solo here that is easily one of my top 5 tunes that John Williams ever wrote (and knowing his career, that’s saying something), but this whole track is just magic. Dare I say, better than the movie deserved.

BvS had a few awesome Wonder Woman moments

But I never saw the first one. I'll be hopelessly lost!

Doom Patrol is the only Justice League we need.

Did someone say Doom Patrol?

“No vocal minority is that dedicated.”

Friend, let me introduce you to THE FUCKING INTERNET.

Ultimately, I really enjoyed it in the end. As you said, it strangely works in a lot of ways when it probably shouldn’t and the sheer scope of the project makes it an interesting watch.

They probably have to keep the flame going to try to dry off the floor. The Justice League must have 24/7 janitorial services that involve nothing but mopping. I kept getting worried at the combination of all that water and all that electricity.