“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

I have absolutely no opinion on this and I just wanted everybody to know that.

So many slo-mo shots of Uncle Ben’s pearls bouncing to the ground...

“T-rexes”? I’ll go with “Ts-rex”.

Shades of the Damien Darkh season of Arrow, where Oliver had something like 3 or 4 pointless skirmishes with his invulnerable opponent in a dozen episodes, got his ass handed to him every time, and never came up with a plan other than “We have to find him, and stop him!” until somebody finally suggests taking away the…

“I almost can’t believe I’m writing this, but what if Barry is right and everyone else is wrong?”

I thought that was supposed to be the whole promise of Fallen Kingdom. “The Island Is Gone”, the promo shit said. The movie had it literally blow up. They had a backup island and the movie was like no, fuck that island, we’re not doing islands anymore. Here’s some asshole’s mansion. Coming soon: everywhere.

There’s no realistic way to warn people of this sort of thing. If I got an emergency text that said “DINOSAUR WARNING!!!” you could bet my idiot ass would wander outside and look around.

And do it twice.

It’s The Beeboverse, Grodd damn it!

“Barry it looks like there’s an alien who can drive people insane”

you’ll want to sit down for this

Here come the Crytapologists!

wait, so you’re telling me EVERYONE will get to enjoy my previously exclusive procedurally generated monkey?!

Replace it with another phrase from the same era: horse opera.

Do they though?

Now I’m sorta expecting Garfield and McGuire to show up at the end and still struggle. Only for Hardy’s Venom to jump in and save the day. 

If it actually turns out that Tobey and Andrew aren’t in No Way Home, I’ll be fine with that. It’s a bit of a shame that so many people are adamant that they are and have been saying  it’s the worst thing ever that Sony/Marvel haven’t confirmed this (way before this trailer release).

Why is there no Steve Martin on this list? As both a performer and a writer, he has taken some serious dramatic projects. He has basically 3 modes: (1) Thoughtfully stupid comedy; (2) Cash Projects to fund his art collection; and (3) serious dramatic work. Ignore the middle part (Cheaper by the Dozen, Pink Panther,…