Only the Scandinavians can take Roger Corman plots and turn it into HBO-tier prestige television.

I think the pressing question is, how many started metal bands?

THEY ARE TAKING OUR TIME JOBS!!!! :)

Talk is cheap. Stop murdering people and we might believe you.

A bold stance in Trump’s America.

I don’t want to be controversial, but I’m against murder.

This show is 20% story and 80% ominous music... I’m enjoying it in spite of that, because it’s well acted and the story is interesting. But I’ve definitely caught myself reading things on my phone halfway into each episode, and the husband has fallen asleep during the last three episodes, so, propulsive it is not.

I’d list off all the reasons why Mary was awesome tonight, but there’s not enough time and space. So I’ll just reiterate: Mary is awesome.

Insert Nick Cave song here.

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

This is just Cats with updated CG. Every week they change it. Next week it’s going to be Emma.

Ah, so what would’ve fixed everything is if Sonic had been redesigned to be ALL disturbingly human teeth. Basically that thing from the first season of Channel Zero, but it can run really fast. Actually, someone should make a horror movie about a super speed tooth golem. That could be fun.

Don’t let Uwe Boll know. You’ll crush his spirit!

All the other reviews I’ve read/watched have enjoyed the movie. From what I’ve gathered, it’s not quite as high mark as Detective Pikachu, but it’s not that far off. It’s a simple, wacky kids film.

No movie that climaxes with Bill Nighy mentally fusing with a Mewtwo and fusing humans with Pokemon is capable of being classed as bad. 

I’ll openly admit the resident evil movies are a guilty pleasureof mine. But those have so little resemblance to the games, they barely count.

How long before we get the ‘Release The Scary Human Teeth Cut’ campaign along the lines of the ‘Release The Zach Snyder Cut’ dolts?

I’m starting to think that maybe video games aren’t the best thing to base a movie on.  :o

He’s so great in Enchanted.