I had a teacher in Texas once fail a paper I wrote because I plagiarized it. She claimed no student of hers could have written that well (I’m a vet, 12 years older than everyone in the class and I actually enjoy writing).

This is bizzare. You can either make a good VR device, or a a small AR device that you can wear like glasses all day.

This is the correct take right here

Obligatory, celebratory confetti.

Getting your ass kicked isn't an illness either, so I see no reason why this asshole should receive medical attention after I meet him in a dark alley 

Let’s just throw conservative dicks under the bus.  

Is broken dick a serious disease? Viagra got the fastest FDA approval. Can we sue the FDA for that?

The “not an illness” argument seems ridiculous on it’s face; scuba diving, military service and ultra-marathoning are all (almost certainly) not illnesses, and yet they all also have sets of resulting serious health risks and needful medical support

And all we had to do was vote in 2016.

came here for this.

Do you have that same mindset with physical items stolen from stores?

While I wouldn’t call you a bootlicker (thats pretty extreme for just stating the truth), I would say there is more to the story than just pirating. I have quite a few friends who legit bought the game, then turned around and downloaded a copy so that they could play it on their PC. Their reasoning is that they can…

Ah yes, was waiting for some clown to call me a bootlicker because I’m not a thief. Pay for your shit scumbag.

I know.

She says Giuliani would force her to become intoxicated with him, and claims that once when he got her too drunk to consent to sexual intercourse, he remarked that he thought of her as a daughter.

the DLC didnt add that much to the plot. Champions Ballad gave some more background to the long-dead champions, but nothing important

To say nothing of the Hyrule Warriors spinoff that aims to fill in more of the backstory.

Orrrr maybe she got an abortion because she was trying to get out of this abusive relationship. I doubt this was the first time.

Too bad this guy wasn’t aborted. It would have saved a life.

Sterilization needs to be part of the criminal justice system. No punishment would hurt this guy like and be more fitting than permanently removing his ability to father children.