Not to mention that the Met Ball is a museum gala, and not even a fashion show. And Museum heists are exactly small potatoes.

There’s also the curse!

Why assume that the necklace must be some random trinket? Again - there are some extremely expensive pendants in the world (the Hope Diamond being one example) and if that’s the case, odds are that it will be secured as fuck.

Even if they did steal a multi-million dollar necklace to spite an ex, would that be sexism considering that “Ocean’s 11 is about getting vengeance on a guy who stole Ocean’s lover by robbing all three of his casinos at once.”?

That’s one hell of a reach! If I didn’t find it so absurd, I’d applaud you.

Gold diggers? I don’t think the word means what you think it means.

They’re not stealing it because they’re magpies obsessed by “Pretty, pretty! Shiny, shiny!” - they’re stealing it because it’s (presumably) worth a fuckload of money and to frame some gallery owner.

RSVP’d, will bring a couple six packs of my local brewery’s best as gift to the staff, and Mario Kart on the DS out of principle.

So I must ask a few questions!

Oh, the paintball that could be played in there...

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

But nobody pays to see John Cena jump around in the ring by himself either. I feel like you missed the entire point.

That’s so Ramsey would be the worst afternoon television for kids ever

I was watching live when it happened. For a moment I wasn’t sure if it was kayfabe or not. That’s just how things are in this business. But it felt odd for a major storyline injury to occur during a match to determine the #1 contender for a title shot. I don’t watch NXT so I wasn’t familiar with Enzo and Cass but i’ve…

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

This sucks.

wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

Earthquakes and Volcanism are actually a good sign, especially if their frequency stays the same. It means the Earth is still alive. Look at Mars. No volcanoes (anymore), no plate tectonics. Dead. It’s core has solidified and cooled.

One time, the wooden cap for my Cholula got separated from the actual plastic screw top inside it. I still had like 85% of the bottle left at that point but I threw it out anyways because it just wasn’t the same without the signature wooden cap. I still have nightmares from that day.