This was fun to read through. Thank you for entertaining this troll, and us. :-)

I think I can speak for all Titans fans. All we want is that one yard. And then lets play it out from there.

I’m just irritable.

The payoff of this story is one line long. This was more mental masturbating over Bird and McHale than it was an actual story about Parrish dunking on Bol. I’m not sure why this upsets me so much, but at least I get to express it here in front of the world.

My office would gladly pay $5000 for a Xerox machine that, xeroxed. English is fine.

Rice is a great snack, when you need 100000 of the same snack.

Show up in this, and then I’ll be impressed.

That photo just makes me think of this vid.

In my heart they are always in the NL.

This is the most Jalop article I’ve read on Jezebel and that makes me so happy! This isn’t just a “car-bro dude’s” franchise. I know just as many, if not more women who love this franchise, and I’ve proposed to each of them, with about as much success as JaRule’s racing in the “The Fast and the Furious”.

Gal Godot’s character “Gisele Yashar” fell from a plane and into fire as cars were crashing into the plane in the 6th movie. I don’t know how you could forget something like that. I mean, Gosh!

Who pissed in your coffee?

This took 90 plus minutes to read and there is no clear winner here. That’s why Americans are not paying attention.

I’d be afraid this was a drawing of me asleep. But it’s very inaccurate, my beard is more full than that.

This is just all the right feels. As a life long fan of this entertainment it brings a lot of joy to see the respect it’s being given over here. It gives me even more joy to see the respect that these amazing performers are being given. The fans often think they are a part of the match, and they are to an extent. When…

Excellent point.

He did do the nasty in the past-y!

No hockey player has ever been concerned about the smell of their gear, unless it doesn’t smell. Only family and spouses are concerned with the smell of a hockey player’s gear.

If Yankee Candle made that smell into a candle, I’d buy it!

If she likes the Doritos, hopefully she’ll love this!