“it’s one of the dimmest galaxies”

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

Man, Deadspin with nothing but hate for Kobe!

Legitimately happy to see Lamar.

“Oh you’re probably wondering why I have a red arm.” Major fail when you have to have the character tell it instead of just letting it be.

See, now i want to know what it said. I bet it was funny.

Great writing David. I was hooked on your journey and loved the storytelling.

“...and stop calling me Phil. My name is Bob. Always has been.”

“Hey Phil, we need to premiere the new Star Wars trailer, which outlet do you want to give it to?”

“It’s fucking Star Wars, you could throw it out of your fucking car on the way to work and it would have a million views by noon. You know what? fuck it, give it to Good Morning America.”

The first trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story will premiere on Good Morning America

I at one point was so broke, I resulted to getting the wild onion sprouts out of my apartment’s mulch filled garden to use as garnish in my soup.

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

How have I not read that yet? Thank you!

Utterly appropriate naming, since Sagan write an essay about eco-sphere shrimp: “The World that Came in the Mail.” It’s one of my favorite pieces by him.

That’s pretty nifty, even if you do have to maintain it a bit!

4 cops with guns on me. Helicopter over my head. They won’t notice if I sliiddddeee to the right and help myself to this police car.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Seriously, all they need to do to crack it is edit the phone’s counter for the false entries.