If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

There is NFL precedent here, as the Houston Texans did not recoup any pick losses from Matt Schaub.

I honestly appreciate your candor with all of this.

When Daniel Craig was rumored to be taking over Bond, not being “suave” enough = not having dark hair.

I like you Anna, does that help any? Here’s a pic of me irl:

omg

I was too late to say it in the Awesomeness Manifesto, so I’m saying it now.

Okay Garageniks, how do I start? I missed the formative part of my life where most acquire the garage skills. I did just get a Crown Vic and changed an ignition coil, so I can confirm an ability to follow directions.

“Was it Sting?”

If you get out of your race car on an active race track an walk INTO THE PATH of another race car with the intentions of starting a fight with the driver and you get hurt, it is YOUR fault and YOUR fault alone. YOU have no idea what stewart saw because you aren’t him. YOU have no idea how difficult a car like that can…

If you watched the match at Takeover and you weren’t interested, maybe this whole “wrestling” thing isn’t for you.

Fuck you. Blue Pants forever!

Fuck.

salute to my fellow race/enthusiast there is one less of us in the world now. I can guarantee you are keeping the clouds busy with your soul.

IDK what you’re talking about. Live drafts are awesome

A flashlight is definitely not the first thing that comes to mind when hearing of a product named Blackout Buddy.

A flashlight is definitely not the first thing that comes to mind when hearing of a product named Blackout Buddy.

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say: