Oh my god: the tension rod shelf idea - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE I MOVED INTO MY CURRENT APARTMENT?

File this to: “Why the hell have I never thought of this”

My grandfather used to give my uncles a cheap, gag-type gift every Christmas. One year, it was “the tool that won the west,” which was basically a hatchet with a hammer and pry bar built in. Later that year during a large family vacation one uncle was using “the tool that won the west” to chop firewood when a piece of…

It isn’t a highlight article without a highlight truther.

Mini or BMW test mule disguised as MINI?

Travis has advised me to change his title to “shitbag dirtperson Travis Okulski” but I’ll leave the article as is.

Seriously, that fucking Mini driver was hustling, man. I think he maybe thought we were trying to murder him.

I have faith.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

That guy is a perfect metaphor for the voting public.

I don’t know anything about this particular incident, but it’s not particularly surprising. Kane and his posse of bros act invincible when he’s home.

I don’t know why you think this is a sentence fragment. It’s a perfectly cromulent phrase. Here, let me reorder it for you:

So what? Plenty of Pats fans went out that night and caught crabs.

Skylines used to be a lot cooler before Americans could get them. Now they are on the road to extinction like the rx7 and supra. So many butchered cars.

This just ruined my fucking day. My senior quote in my high school yearbook was from Rowdy Roddy.

All right, that’s it, humanity. Get on the bus, you are going to day camp because you have clearly run out of things to do.

He’s speaking about his past; like, ‘(X years ago) I’m X age, I’m hung up about being a virgin. (so) I pay for sex.’