Your move, Kanye

I'm amazed this is actually happening? You'd think as a Clipper season ticket owner Simmons would be happy to have the last coach that guided his favorite team to a championship.

Now that this just happened...does Simmons keep his Clippers season tickets?

Unfortunately, those with Hernandez hats can not exchange them for a new Brady bill.

Think I'm just gonna sit back here and make some fresh tzatziki and watch how this all plays out. Gotta go pick up some fresh dill and some weed.

Aaron Hernandez: "I'll see your double homicide outside a club, and raise you an execution style slaying."

No other comments necessary; Chara, poor bastard.

[after destroying surveillance equipment]

The mood was much more dour back in 2011 when fans in Vancouver crowded into bars to watch the finals, but couldn't purchase any beer because Canucks fans don't have any cups.

Forget about Bryzgalov for a second...

The Flyers media is pretty terrible. They drove Mike Richards and Jeff Carter out of town, unfairly, and now it's Bryz. I'm not stoked it happened this way but I am glad to be rid of that contract, which I think was everyone who wasn't an idiot's "problem" with Bryz in the first place. I will miss him giving the…

I would rather claim I am from Russia than Jersey

Hernandez couldn't wait until the NBA Finals tipoff? WE NEED A SPLITSCREEN

Football player's White SUV being followed by helicopters following a murder?

She initially planned to shout it from the rooftops, but those plans were quickly scrapped when she found out the roofs were 10 feet high.

Thanks for the womensplaining on a mens issue. We really appreciate your oh so valuable input.

Interesting stuff.

/Leaves for BevMo so fast there is a dust devil of paper and coffee cups at my desk.

I know there was a bear in his vicinity and fear of imminent death probably impacted his thinking, but that's still no excuse for such shoddy camerawork. When will people learn to flip the camera horizontally when taking video?!