I actually walked out of the movies and said "so... who do I see about getting my money back? and then the power went out in the building and we got vouchers.

Most. Accurate. Headline. EVER!

OMG that is really the Best Man. Some might say "beat that dudes ass bro!" others might say "the bitch is a slut!" Why start additional drama? I've never understood fighting the person that your partner is cheating on you with, it creates additional drama. He got what he needed on tape to show his boy and presumably…

It's great that something similar in nature, pun intended, passed in Jersey as well and shouldn't be shocking since Florida is where Jersey goes to die

Where is the "Updated:.." headline? We need to know the outcome of this!!!

Hockey- Where Fan-Fucking-Tastic Happpens.

Can't zombies climb?

You obviously have never experienced Nudie Magazine Day.

What does RDJ's political feels have to do with a story about him taking a shit nearly 30 years ago? This is loose and watery at it's best.

An excellent racing observation. You must be a unicorn that poops rainbows.

Stickers add 5+ hp. Especially the Momo steering wheel stickers.

You wouldn't know from viewership of the games.

You are a Cubs fan, your sports life is always ruined. Said the Astros fan :-(

This has generated some of the greatest comments ever. Made me miss Mr. Piggy Poop Balls a bit.

It really buggers me that it's the industry standard to trot people out on television and have them report on something they don't have any understanding of. And then to top it off they then report on NASCAR.

And "The World Series of Cleavage" is a perfect description. Maryland tries to hard. But I do love the beautiful land right around that area of Davidsonville and Annapolis.

Awe The Dirty! That's where Bowie kids go to do illegal street racing at the Wendy's near Marley Station. Not that I know from experience.....

"While I have and will continue to argue that Maryland is not the South (well, not the counties that actually matter, which, to be fair, is like five of them), they're really not helping their case by serving tons of fried weirdness on sticks. C'mon, Maryland, Southerners hate you because you didn't rebel in support…

This sort of voyeurism kills me. Like people who take photos of other people at the gym and their "fails". They are minding their own business and you feel the need to take a photo of them to post online so your "friends" can "like" the photo? Why is taking photos of strangers minding their own business an acceptable…

Thank you Kevin Smith, thank you. NSFW BTW and also it gets pretty graphic at the end. Also, spoiler alert on the graphic part.