My apologies to the Red Sox fans who I have made a point to piss off because I thought they were the worst fans in the world. THESE fans are the absolute worse. But at least they know the unwritten rules of baseball etiquette.

Congrats! You win asshole of the day! As a prize you get 10, 000+ clicks from people who actually wanted to read something intelligent.

If you were to ask this question to Boston Red Sox fans, they would tell you they invented the beard. They are humble.

You sir, scare me. Not in the "he is going to hurt me way" because you are too blind to figure out how, but in the "I hope the rest of the morons like him don't combine their total IQ together and hatch a hair brained scheme" kind of way.

Never in a million years did I think her and I would have anything in common other than I once saw her on Runyon Canyon. Glad to know that we both have bad taste in 90's nostalgia in common.

I have a red ear slider name Leroy Benjamin Jenkings The III. And I don't play WoW, Leroy is just a badass.

I've never spent 10 hours with my family and sneaked away to smoke pot. As far as they know.

The fans in this town are still dumb enough to defend him and the Washington Football Club name. They keep giving him their hard earned money and he gives less shits about them than a constipated terrapin.

He knows all the fans are going to keep buying all his WFC jerseys and shirts and bull shit. And he knows that…

I've always been into cars. Wrenching with my buddies back east when we were in HS. Mostly dumb import stuff.

It wasn't until this spring after living in SoCal for 7 years that I really got into it. I go up to Willow Spring about once a month for the 1/4 mile oval. G.I.R.T. is what the "series" is called. And because…

This is ALL the best things.

This dude is not a hero and is just another douche bag asshole millennial. And from Boston which comes as no shock. Use whatever "skills" you have for begging and USING WOMEN to get a damn job and contribute something to society. I hate kids these days. And how little I get paid to actually work my ass off.

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I feel as though I learned everything I needed to know.And it wasn't boring. Thank you for making this stoned morning at work interesting.

They are loud and they jump. We call them Sprikets.

Ladies and Gents, I present to you my 2014 Houston Astros.

I feel like an abused dog.

I hear they are on tour with Circuit City of Sin.

I am already your #1 fan. Can you go on tour with my metal band "Brick and Mortar Sucks"?

Chessie is a Maryland urban legend similar to the Loch Ness Monster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessie_(…

Ah! I love all of this! Including your handle.

So Archery, Fencing, Curling, F1 and ULTIMATE FRISBEE are considered more of a sport than Stock Car Racing?

People understand that you don't HAVE to post your Darwin moments to the internet, right?