I think they're referring to the color more so than anything. The color sucks but the car is gorgeous-

Aston Martin Cygnet concept car that is exactly what the production car looks like. Built to increase their fuel economy average as a whole. Father, forgive Aston Martin for they know not what they do-

That's Heavy Doc!

Bond......James Bond

Stay classy Jalopnik.

Cobalt SS, Did I mention it does 0-60 in 5.5 seconds?

MOAR Ford Focus RS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own that generation of kia rio (5 spd no less), not much in low end grunt but that 1.6L dohc cvvt is very rev happy. I'm just impressed by its build quality and hasn't given me any problems after 4 yrs. I wouldn't want to be caught dead in this thing, but a rio is a good choice for poor people!

Poor to me is anyone making less than 3 million a year-

I mean it's no Mx-5 Super 20......

hahaha! I'll give you a heartclick for that one!

Not a sedan, but this 453hp, V12, 5771 pound Rolls-Royce phantom is technically classified as a compact car by the EPA.

Jettas are the bread and butter of this segment-

Shelby....back when it was still relevent-

The 3.1 made alot less power at 155hp and had only marginally more torque. It was a full second-2 seconds slower to 60 depending whether it was the GT or the Z26 model + heavier. There's a reason the gtz was the top of the beretta line with the "High Output" quad 4 engine. I also doubt that hondas from that generation…

For the record, the beretta GTZ was faster in the slalom than a camaro and it pushed 180hp from its naturally aspirated dual overhead cam 2.3L I4. It had a getrag 5 speed, Gm's FE7 suspension package and a 0-60 time of 7.6s. More importantly, it was cheap and underrated-

All those sculptures must be very tiring to do!

Chrysler's turbine engine from the 60's. gorgeous-

Peugeot 205 T16. A Mid-engine, Turbo, 200 example AWD homologate..... Awesomness in its purest form.